Thursday, May 19, 2005
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shit happens.
u can be sure that i'll always stick ard u... =) who said life's a smooth sailing journey..?
Qeite < 8:56 PM
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005
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n i know i can smile.
but not without u in my life.
Qeite < 3:52 PM
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005
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my brother says that blogging is passe.
he says that blogging is a fad. we should all go into pod casting now. but. i don't know how. now he's telling me that his fren's a real good blogger and he's fiddling with the comp now. he suddenly realised that he should sleep now and that it didn't really matter if his fren is a good blogger or not.
Qeite < 12:46 AM
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005
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when u start takin things fer granted.
u snap at the slightest thing. u want things ur way. u stop appreciating what u used to be thankful for. u think u deserve more. u think u deserve everything. u think the whole world revolves ard u. u think everyone owes u a living. u think everyone should spare a thought for u. u think this and u think that. everything starts and ends with you.
sorry dear. i never wanted things this way. i've been everything that's stated above n it's not helpin us at all. but deep down inside, i know, with u ard, my life can never be more wonderful n perfect than it is now.
my bro's says i suit the name kate. do i? pls help. i want an eng-calling name. keite? keit? qeit? qeite? kayt? kayte? qayte? qayt?
Qeite < 12:56 AM
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Saturday, April 30, 2005
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busy busy busy.
no time to blog. will be back when i've got the time. *promise
Qeite < 1:47 AM
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Thursday, April 21, 2005
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hilarious.
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls the dog names like "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex.
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing for me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, she ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was looking for Sex as I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case is coming up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
Qeite < 3:36 PM
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do i really attract indians..?to describe her type would be like to suscribe a model magazineher slender slim figure could trigger flames of envy immediately unsuspectingly without the use of kerosenefunny as she can be, this honey lacks ignoranceand is incredibly friendlymake no mistake she could take on what's my gaze that can be deadlyher sweetness laced with sugar coated smile inflicts weakness among many menas u try until u bend her will or break her shieldthough i doubt so u canday by day carries her tray constantly works without intervals or restkeeps her eyes on the prize and my dear fren will settle for nothing but the bestsomeday you'll sway away to my rhyme and back rockin beats as i yearn to singthis little lady who's cute as a baby is no other then tan wei ling.a poem that an indian wrote for me. i know i'm supposed to be feelin grateful and touched or anything positive, but i rather not get this kinda shit. i do not know that people still try to impress people of the opposite sex thru the composition of poems. haha.
does my face really speak of "i'm an indian lover?!"
all these as well?!
aNd this?! well, everyone says it doesn't look like me. tsk tsk.
ferget about it! indians come forward n i'll pull out ur chest hair. every single strand of 'em.
did u all check out
mr brown's website? it's fuckin hilarious that i'm addicted to it. no doubt it's silly n dumb but his website really cracks me up. but i don't understand!! he's so fuckin old already, with a family and yet he has time to blog every single day without fail and do up a mr brown's show with podcast together with his frens, most of the time, mr miyagi. gosh i dun understand!~
chilli crabs, i'm coming for u!! meetin the laydeez for chilli crabs at amk later!! hiakss..!
Qeite < 2:29 PM
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Saturday, April 16, 2005
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i've got... emmanuel's number!!!!!
life has never been so wonderful... i've actually got emmanuel's number!!! hiakss.. so anybody who's willing to name a high price for the hottie's number may just drop me a line... hhehe!!
well anyway, i just got back from my orientation with fish n co. but nothing much interests me except the lunch. yea, we went down to the ever woweefyin' glasshouse n had loads of shit... the whole line, seafood platter, fish n chips, fettucini, salads, mussells n not forgettin' their funny drinks. whoa. there r actually 2 mgt trainees from romania n they're a pretty interesting pair of men, i would say. pretty lazy to type further bcos my abdominal cramp is just drivin' me crazy so...
Qeite < 3:25 PM
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